1. the first three words you see are what you want in life

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  3. shingeki-no-freeojin:







    What would Jesus not do?

    Things Jesus would do:

    • Flip tables
    • Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
    • Tell the weather outside to STOP
    • Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
    • Bring people back from the dead
    • Go fishing
    • Give you food
    • Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
    • Make furniture
    • Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

    This…is the best

    As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

    Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.


    Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs 

    Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone

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  5. digg:

    Watch the Queen of England age through bank notes.

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  6. verylittlebird:

    this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

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  7. lingvonil:


    Now that’s how you do a broken gif.


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  8. mynameisdevon:


    if you leave your dog in a hot car this summer i will break your window and steal your dog and become the puppy master of all the dogs that i rescue


    (via diddlekins)

  10. skaiandestiny:

    This is my tier 1 bullshit hover tank.  For reference, that’s a level 3 laser gun on the bottom.  I’m in tier 1, so that means I can take off 1/3rd of an enemy tank.

    Hilarity ensues.

  12. alpha-beta-gamer:

    Build, Drive, Fight' is Robocrafts' mantra, and it does all 3 of these things rather well (although your driving and fighting may be hindered if what you've built is garbage!).

    Building is where the most fun comes in Robocraft, with vehicles being crafted in a similar way that you’d build something out of Lego, slotting stuff together and seeing if it works, and (most importantly) how it looks.  You can build small and nimble vehicles or big cruisers, there’s a large assortment of weaponry and defensive equipment to choose from, and you can forgo wheels for propellers and take to the air.

    Building is fun, but the driving and fighting is satisfying too, especially when a well aimed blow smashes up half of an opponents vehicle.  Matches are arena based destruction derbies, similar to Twisted Metal, where the last one standing is crowned the victor.  The carnage on show is wonderful and compliments the building section of the game nicely.

    Build, Drive, Smash to smithereens' may be a more fitting mantra, but I guess 'Build, Drive, Fight' will suffice.

    Thanks to mr-penniston for informing us of this Alpha!

    Join in the Alpha

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  14. mmkayn:





    Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

    There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

    It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 


    Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

    Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

    this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

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